Hi!
Guess what? I WENT TO GREAT WOLF LODGE!!!!!! IT was so fun! Me and my little sister Ava got wolf passes so we got a bunch of free stuff! The waterpark is so fun! There was one time when I went on a ride called the rocket. My Mom and me where going to go but my Mom got scared. We stood at the top of the stairs for what felt like a hour. Finally my Mom got the courage to do it. She hated it but I thought it was funny to watch my Mom scream when we were riding. Also I got cut and the first aid lady had to come help me. All in all it was the best vacation ever.
God Bless!
Thursday, September 25, 2014
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
SUNSHINE ON A RAINY DAY (or some jokes your pick)
Hi!
If anyone here is sad or mad I will change that right now. Here are some jokes for you and only you.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? He could not see himself doing it.
Why did Jimmy's parents scream when they saw his grades? Because there was a bee on his report card.
Why did the credit card go to jail? Because it was guilty of charge.
What do you call a liar on the phone? A telephony.
When does the rode get angry? When someone crosses it.
What language does a billboard speak? Sign language.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted some cold hard cash.
What kind of makeup do pirate girls wear? Ship gloss.
All of these jokes came from a joke book called..... THE BIG BOOK OF LAUGH OUT LOUD JOKES FOR KIDS. If you want more jokes check out the book. If you are still mad or sad then try praying to god. Here is a prayer you could try......
Dear God
I don't know what is the matter with me? If you do please tell me. I would love it if you could help change my heart.
Amen.
If that doesn't work talk to a trusted adult.
God Bless!
If anyone here is sad or mad I will change that right now. Here are some jokes for you and only you.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? He could not see himself doing it.
Why did Jimmy's parents scream when they saw his grades? Because there was a bee on his report card.
Why did the credit card go to jail? Because it was guilty of charge.
What do you call a liar on the phone? A telephony.
When does the rode get angry? When someone crosses it.
What language does a billboard speak? Sign language.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted some cold hard cash.
What kind of makeup do pirate girls wear? Ship gloss.
All of these jokes came from a joke book called..... THE BIG BOOK OF LAUGH OUT LOUD JOKES FOR KIDS. If you want more jokes check out the book. If you are still mad or sad then try praying to god. Here is a prayer you could try......
Dear God
I don't know what is the matter with me? If you do please tell me. I would love it if you could help change my heart.
Amen.
If that doesn't work talk to a trusted adult.
God Bless!
BABY BITS OF INFO
Hi!
Some of you have been asking about my baby sister. She is 2 months old and is adorable. Her name is Maydriana but I like to call her princess. My mom calls her pumpkin putters and it makes me laugh every time she says it. I wish I could post a picture so you all could see but my mom will not let me. I am grateful for all who just look at my blog because without you my blog would not be possible. Thank you again and I would like to shout out to my 2 bffs raelyn and bella for being by my side even in the tough times. Also to my favorite cousin on my moms side sammy for just being awesome.
God Bless!
Some of you have been asking about my baby sister. She is 2 months old and is adorable. Her name is Maydriana but I like to call her princess. My mom calls her pumpkin putters and it makes me laugh every time she says it. I wish I could post a picture so you all could see but my mom will not let me. I am grateful for all who just look at my blog because without you my blog would not be possible. Thank you again and I would like to shout out to my 2 bffs raelyn and bella for being by my side even in the tough times. Also to my favorite cousin on my moms side sammy for just being awesome.
God Bless!
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